Kuda Musasiwa’s Planned “Bang Time” Has Zimbabweans Rolling in Laughter
Prominent businessman and social advocate Kuda Musasiwa caused a stir on Twitter when he shared his daily routine, which includes a scheduled hour for “bang time”.
This revelation left many Zimbabweans on the social media platform amused and entertained.
Kuda Musasiwa received a direct message on Twitter from one of his followers who inquired about how he and his wife manage to find time for intimacy, given their busy schedules.
“Hi Kuda, I always ask myself and I feel I should ask you, the way you and your wife are so much into business, do you really get bang time? Very honest question, I admire your business combination but always wonder if its then transferable to social. Don’t respond bro K if it’s to personal,” the message read.
Kuda Musasiwa responded by posting a screenshot of the message on his Twitter feed.
In addition, he shared a daily routine schedule that featured “bang time” from 8 to 9 pm, along with other activities.
Zimbabweans React To Kuda Musasiwa’s “Bang Time” Schedule
Many found it amusing that Kuda Musasiwa schedules “bang time” with his wife, as people often characterise intimacy as a spontaneous act.
Below are some of the reactions:
@Mr_Scotch_:
I believe bang time should be random
@llodzam:
You actually schedule bang time @begottensun
@Shumbayese:
Munowanza business vanhu vakushamisika manje
One user agreed with Musasiwa and applauded him for scheduling “bang time” given his hectic daily routine.
@nathanmahachi:
You really need to set the time otherwise it will not happen. I remember a session by some guy from USA who said when you cheat you make time and schedule your things to happen so do the same in your marriage
Kuda Musasiwa’s Sprawling Business Empire
Kuda Musasiwa, the founder of Fresh In A Box, is once again expanding his business empire, and this time he has his eyes set on the gold market.
In a recent tweet, he called upon Zimbabweans who have the financial capacity to join him in pooling resources and forming a Private Limited (PVT) company with a maximum of 50 owners.
According to Musasiwa, interested parties are required to contribute $5,000 each for licensing and another $1,000 to purchase the first gold.
“I am looking for 49 men or women of capacity to pool resources and register a Gold buying and export company. It will be a (PVT) LTD (max 50 owners) in Zimbabwe and buy in for export license and buyers license $202500. That’s $5k each for licensing and another $1k to buy the first gold. No time wasters. Let’s do this! Email me kuda@freshinabox.co.zw (companies and consortiums welcome),” Kuda Musasiwa wrote on Twitter. -iharare